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    Jokes and one liners part deux

    Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people
    ‘When all else fails, use glitter instead’

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    I used to know a boy at school called ‘Diarrhoea Dave’. He got the name because he was the only kid who could spell it.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Those are brilliant!
    Please always remember that I am always right. I have a framed certificate to prove it.

    When in doubt, stop and think... WWSS? (What Would Suzi Say?)
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    I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

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    Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.

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    Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Disney movies except one. He's never gonna give you Up.

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    why are 2 times 10 and 2 times 11 the same thing

    because 2 times 10 is 20, and 2 times 11 is 20, too

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