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  1. 17-11-17, 10:02 PM #141
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    how many therapists does it take to change a lite bulb?

    just 1, but it will take 9 weekly sessions.

    lol
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  3. 22-11-17, 10:34 AM #142
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    2 flies playing in a saucer

    1 turns to the other one and says, we have to do better than this- next week we're supposed to be playing in the cup
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    What is a snowman's favorite game?

    Ice Spy
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    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
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    Two American tourists on a street corner. Which one is a prostitute?

    The with a badge saying Idaho.
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  8. 14-12-17, 12:37 PM #146
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    why are 2 times 10 and 2 times 11 the same thing

    because 2 times 10 is 20, and 2 times 11 is 20, too
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    Filling out them university application forums can be tricky.
    My friends son made 1 spelling mistake and ended up spending 3 years at the university of East Angola!

    "Jaws was never my scene and I don't like star wars".
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  11. 17-01-18, 11:40 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella180 View Post
    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
    HAHAHA
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