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  1. #141
    how many therapists does it take to change a lite bulb?

    just 1, but it will take 9 weekly sessions.

    lol

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    2 flies playing in a saucer

    1 turns to the other one and says, we have to do better than this- next week we're supposed to be playing in the cup

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    What is a snowman's favorite game?

    Ice Spy
    ‘The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.'
    J. M. Barrie

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    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
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    Two American tourists on a street corner. Which one is a prostitute?

    The with a badge saying Idaho.
    ‘The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.'
    J. M. Barrie

  8. #146
    why are 2 times 10 and 2 times 11 the same thing

    because 2 times 10 is 20, and 2 times 11 is 20, too

  9. #147
    Filling out them university application forums can be tricky.
    My friends son made 1 spelling mistake and ended up spending 3 years at the university of East Angola!

    I see a woman in the nightWith a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can. Now she puts the kid away,
    and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life,
    and what she's done to it. There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love,
    never get to be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella180 View Post
    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
    HAHAHA
    "Always Smile, Even When It hurts"

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