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  1. #141
    how many therapists does it take to change a lite bulb?

    just 1, but it will take 9 weekly sessions.

    lol

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  3. #142
    2 flies playing in a saucer

    1 turns to the other one and says, we have to do better than this- next week we're supposed to be playing in the cup

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    What is a snowman's favorite game?

    Ice Spy
    When someone told me I lived in a fantasy land I nearly fell off my unicorn

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    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
    When someone told me I lived in a fantasy land I nearly fell off my unicorn

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    Two American tourists on a street corner. Which one is a prostitute?

    The with a badge saying Idaho.
    When someone told me I lived in a fantasy land I nearly fell off my unicorn

  8. #146
    why are 2 times 10 and 2 times 11 the same thing

    because 2 times 10 is 20, and 2 times 11 is 20, too

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    Filling out them university application forums can be tricky.
    My friends son made 1 spelling mistake and ended up spending 3 years at the university of East Angola!

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella180 View Post
    What do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?

    Game of thrones.
    HAHAHA
    "Always Smile, Even When It hurts"

  12. #149
    an american tourist visits japan

    while he's their, he realises that he doesn't like japanese food

    luckily, he spots an advert for an american pizza ordering service.

    so he goes back to his hotel and orders a takeaway

    well about half an hour later the pizza man arives and gives the man his pizza, and thee man starts sneezing

    man: what did you put on this pizza?

    pizza guy: what you asked for, sir, pepper only

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    A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went
    into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream.
    After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off.

    "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you."

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