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    Jokes and one liners part deux

    Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people
    Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry. James 1 v 19

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    I used to know a boy at school called ‘Diarrhoea Dave’. He got the name because he was the only kid who could spell it.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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    Those are brilliant!
    God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
    Courage to change the things I can,
    And wisdom to know the difference.

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    I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.

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    I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.

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    Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.

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    Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Disney movies except one. He's never gonna give you Up.

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