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  1. #561
    Our community Bobby came to the school the other day and did a talk on Heroin.
    Thing is, you couldn't understand any of it.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  2. #562
    its really hard being a teacher these day. I mean what do you do if you stand in the front of the class you can write on the board, but you cant see the children.
    if you stand at the back of the class, you can see the children but not the board. No one has solved that dilemma not by a long chalk!.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  4. #563
    I hated school when i was a kid. One day the teacher asked me if wanted to take the school Guinea pig home, and seven months later i ended up in the African republic of Guinea.I was lost, the British consulate didn't want to know, my parents did not know where i was and my space hopper had a puncture.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  5. #564
    I love going into starbucks and drinking their coffee. But have you tried going in five minutes before closing?
    "Sorry mate, we turned the coffee machine off".
    Well, F&**(& Turn it back on again ,i didn't come in for a chat.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

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  7. #565
    Hugo-agogo
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    Quote Originally Posted by purplefan View Post
    I hated school when i was a kid. One day the teacher asked me if wanted to take the school Guinea pig home, and seven months later i ended up in the African republic of Guinea.I was lost, the British consulate didn't want to know, my parents did not know where i was and my space hopper had a puncture.
    Lol, I know that one, Milton Jones!

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  9. #566
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugo-agogo View Post
    Lol, I know that one, Milton Jones!
    He is funny. I was watching a DVD of his and could not stop laughing.
    They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.

  10. #567
    I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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  12. #568
    Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    A: Juan on Juan.

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  14. #569
    I really don't know what the best thing about living in Switzerland is but the flag is a big plus

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  16. #570
    Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a nobel prize.

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