Considering the weather today this popped into my mind.
Doctor I'm suffering from wind, so he gave me a kite.
Considering the weather today this popped into my mind.
Doctor I'm suffering from wind, so he gave me a kite.
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A man goes to the doctors with a sore arse. "ive got a sore arse" he tells the doctor, so the doctor tells him to take his trousers down so he could have a look.
"No wonder your arse is sore" said the doctor> "You have a mince pie stuck up there"!!
"Really"!! exclaimed the man "Can you do anything for me"? yes" Said the doctor. "I can give you some ream for it".
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Police in London found a 20 year old dead Chelsea fan on the embankment. He was wearing a blond wig; fishnet stockings suspenders, and a leather mini skirt and high heels. he was also wearing a chelsea shirt. Police removed the chelsea shirt so save his family for embarrassment.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (07-12-15)
A little lad was up before the children's court and the judge was asking him.
"Do you want to live with your mother"?
The little lad replies, "no, mother beats me".
The the judge said. "Well do you want to live with your father"?
Little lad replies. ""no, father beats me".
The judge says "well, who do you want to live with"?
The little lad says. "Chelsea, They don't beat no one".
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Two gold fish are in a tank.
One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?!”
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purplefan (07-12-15)
The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."
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purplefan (08-12-15)
Did you here about the Irish Turkey?
Hes looking forward to christmas.
Ill get my coat.
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What about the Irish video recorder!
Records stuff you don't like and plays it back when you're out.
77 and counting, less of the "Old" call me "Mike"
How dose Good king Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan; crisp and even.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
OldMike (08-12-15)
What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
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OldMike (14-12-15)
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