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  1. 26-04-13, 10:02 PM #31
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    That is completely and utterly barking

    On the subject of nuts - really bad childish joke.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Cash
    Cash who?
    No thanks, I'll have a peanut

    (groan!!!!!)

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  3. 05-05-13, 10:05 AM #32
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    Just spotted this via a Facebook link. Made me chuckle

    http://vimeo.com/65102146
    I wake up every day planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says, "Ha Ha! Good one!" And we laugh and laugh and then I take a nap.

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    A man goes to the doctors and tell the doctor "i'm not well "
    So the doctor tell's him to stick his tongue out the window.
    The man a bit confused asks the doctor.
    "Will the natural sunlight help you see better doctor"?
    The doctor Reply's.
    "No, i just don't like the greengrocer across the road"

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  7. 14-07-13, 07:46 PM #34
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  10. 14-07-13, 08:27 PM #36
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    Two owls sitting on a perch. One says, do you smell fish?

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  12. 14-07-13, 09:48 PM #37
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    That one took me a few seconds before the penny dropped Paula,
    Brilliant
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    Lol, took my brain a few seconds to kick in too
  14. 14-07-13, 10:03 PM #39
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    lol
  15. 14-07-13, 10:55 PM #40
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    Got it right away
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