A photon books in to a hotel
The receptionist asks do you need assistance with your luggage?
The photon replies I don't have any Im travelling light
A photon books in to a hotel
The receptionist asks do you need assistance with your luggage?
The photon replies I don't have any Im travelling light
Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Who ruled France until he exploded?
Napoleon Blownapart!
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . on the rocks."
The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"
"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."
What does a computer eat when it's hungry?
Chips, one byte at a time.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Just been on a Diabetis awareness site they asked if I accepted cookies is that a trick question?
amaeru (12-12-13)
An elephant walks into a bar and goes up to the piano player.
He starts crying. The piano player says:" Do you recognize the song mate"? The Elephant says: "no. I recognize the ivory.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
amaeru (12-12-13)
what do you give a woman from poplar who has everything?
Penicillin.
what is a woman from poplars favorite colour?
Glitter.
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Did you hear about the Irish turkey?
He is looking forward to Christmas.
Did you hear about the Irish clairvoyant?
She was closed due to unforeseen circumstances.
Doctor doctor, I feel like a carrot
Don't get yourself in a stew
Doctor doctor, Help me now! I'm getting shorter and shorter!
just wait there and be a little patient
A man goes to a psychiatrists and tells him:
"I think i am a dog"
The psychiatrist reply: How long have you felt like that for"?
The man SAYS: " ever since I've been a pup"
The psychiatrist says: Get up on the couch and well talk about it"
The man says: "Sorry but i'm not allowed on the couch"
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
When i die, i hope i die in my sleep; like my dad.
And not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
Why is it when you scream in a library people tell you to be quiet.
But if you scream on an aeroplane; people scream with you?
They look at me and think I'm cool, I'm purplefan at night I rule.
Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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