post weird/funny/notable dreams you've had!

Last night I dreamt that I turned up at the theatre for tonight's show (except it wasn't the theatre, it was Minas Tirith) and the director calls me over and says we're not doing it tonight, we're doing a different play. I tried to tell her we'd never rehearsed (or even heard of) this other play, but she was having none of it. So I did my best to prepare before I get a call from a friend asking me to come save her from Hogwarts library. On the way there I sort of adopt three piglets (one pink, one black, and one pink with black patches). Next thing I know I'm being chased around my grandparents' house by the devil, before appearing back on stage with the piglets. I don't remember the rest.

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