Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people :)
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Right, the original thread was getting way too big, so I'm starting a new thread. Start filling it up with funnies, people :)
I used to know a boy at school called ‘Diarrhoea Dave’. He got the name because he was the only kid who could spell it.
I like to play chess with old men in the park, although it’s hard to find 32 of them.
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.
Those are brilliant!
I heard a great joke about amnesia but I forgot it.
I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
Current relationship status: Made dinner for two. Ate both.
Rick Astley will let you borrow all of his Disney movies except one. He's never gonna give you Up.