Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
Someone stole my mood ring today. I don't know how i feel about that.
"I say i say i say."
'Are your relatives in business?'
'Yes - in the iron and steel business'
'Oh, indeed?'
'Yes - me mother irons and me father steals'
"I say, i say, i say"
'If I had a rabbit in a hutch, and I bought another rabbit, how many rabbits would I have?'
'Why, two, of course' 'No, ten'
'You don't know your arithmetic'
'You don't know my rabbits'
I put an accumulator bet on 3 horses today called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times but they all lost. I blame it on the Bookie.
I say, i say, i say.
I just cleaned the attic with the wife yesterday.
Dirty, filthy, covered in cobwebs. Still she is good with the kids.
How many ears dose Captain Kirk have?
3.
right ear; left ear and his final front ear.
How many ears dose Davy Crockett have?
3.
Right ear; left ear and a wild front ear.
Van Gogh is sitting in a pub having a drink and his mate comes in.
"All right"? He says to van Gogh, would you like a drink"?
"No thank you" replies Van, "Ive got one ear.