I said to the chef, 'Why have you got your hand in the alphabet soup?' He said, 'I'm groping for words!'
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I said to the chef, 'Why have you got your hand in the alphabet soup?' He said, 'I'm groping for words!'
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? A: Denis.
What is hot and runny?
Usain Balti.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back 4 seconds
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Best joke voted at the Edinburgh festive.
I have just deleted all my German contacts from my phone.
I am now Hans free. (rofl)
What's the difference between a BT engineer and a monkey?
Monkey has more brains.