Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be different from this one?
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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be different from this one?
I'm not saying suzi's a bad cook, but she uses the smoke alarm as a timer. (rofl)
Where do the homeless have 90% of their accidents?
what is a geriatric?
A German who scores three goals.
ill get my coat.
If it weren't for marriage husbands and wives would have to fight with strangers.
I have so many holes in my socks i can put them on 17 different ways.
a copper knocked on my door earlier and said I could be in trouble as my dog had just chased a man on his bike
That can't be right I said, my dog hasn't got a bike
A policeman knocks on a door and there is a little kid about 9 years old standing there. he has his dads dressing gown on, a cigar in one hand, and a blond in each arm.
The policeman looks at him and asks. "is you parents at home sunny"? The little lad replies. "what do you think"?