I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
Call that a joke it totally sucks.
Mohamed Ali was seated on the plane waiting for take off. The stewardess asked him to fasten his safety belt. Ali looked at the stewardess with a twinkle in his eye and said "Superman don't need no safety belt" "Sir" replied the stewardess,"Superman don`t need no plane"
I was in the library the other day and i found a piece of cloth in a book. I though: "that's a turn up for the books"
When i die, I want to go like my father, Peacefully in his sleep. Not like his passengers Screaming and shouting.
"Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?"
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.