He thought with a
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He thought with a
Vacuum cleaner hose connecting
which was ridiculously hard
especially considering his hand...
Was missing 3 fingers
a thumb and had
a bandage wrapped around
his poor throbbing paw..
that he had caught
in the combine harvester
While sowing his oats
He grimaced and decided
He would rather be
Edit: cross posting.
drinking ice cold beer
Wouldn't we all said...
The dog next to
the two-headed hamster
Who forget to wear.....
His plastic rolling ball.
Cracked open and revealed
offering fit for a
egg bound turgid ukulele.
As if by magic...
the shop keeper appears
twitching uncertainly and holding
A large peculiar shaped
instrument of unearthly design
An object known as....
the Umbooboo rod, known...
To regularly be inserted
into conversation. but while
Holding your breath, difficult
To talk about anything
even things you dont
normally forget. Suddenly a
Strong gust of wind
Blew over the big
Wig, who fell under
The table into a
Big vat of boiling