One where I awake every morning to a mown lawn, roses pruned, apples picked from the tree and i don’t have to do a moments gardening
What’s your favourite smell?
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One where I awake every morning to a mown lawn, roses pruned, apples picked from the tree and i don’t have to do a moments gardening
What’s your favourite smell?
Dog poo. Lots and lots of dog poo. Especially in the summer when you walk past the dog poo bins in the park....
Do you have slippers? What are they like?
Pink everywhere. Like candy floss threw up all over the garden.
What do you always forget to buy?
Bread. Different varieties too...
What was the first horror film you ever saw?
Gone with the wind. Rhet and his moustache... The HORROR!
Who is your role model? And why? What did they do to get that honor?
Donald Trump because he's brilliant (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (never thought I'd ever say that).
What is your favourite planet (real or imaginary)?
Uranus obviously! *sniggers*
Favourite celebrity chef?
The bloke from the pub down the road - for those of you who don’t know (which of course you do!), recent exposure includes the local rag ;)
What’s your favourite perfume?
Eau de Compost an earthy smell that clears the sinuses.
Favourite nursery rhyme?
Baby shark! It is so catchy and soul soothing. I love the ear worm effect it has and how it haunts me at sleeples nights.
If you had a brand new car, what kind would it be?