It is never wise to tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen. Remember, that is where the knives are kept.
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It is never wise to tell a woman that her place is in the kitchen. Remember, that is where the knives are kept.
I really need to stop blaming autocorrect and face the fact that I can't spill.
I remember once in the 1960s i was on holiday in Cornwall with John Lennon. We got to the end of Cornwall and he said. "Imagine there's no Devon"?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
what do you all a dinosaur with one eye?
Do you think he sawar us.
Louis Van Gaal the Manchester united manager is showing a new young player round old trafford. The kid is awe struck and cant believed he has just signed for them.
Louis said: " welcome to man utd the greatest club in the world, you will want for nothing here lad".
"first off you are getting £60,000 a week" the young lad reply's "that's brilliant mr Van Gaal, all i ever got at Droylesden was £20.00 a week".
Louie goes on. "Yes that's not all me lad" Sponsors want to give yo a new Aston martian DB8 and free petrol and road tax for the year".
The young lad says: " thats amazing all i ever got at Droylesden was my bus fare home"
"yes", speaking of that you will be moving into a club owned mansion with swimming pool and tennis court all rent free".
"WoW " said the young lad At Droylesden i was still living with my parents".
"And guess what"? said Mr.van Gaal. I am giving you your debut on Saturday against Manchester city" but don't worry if your tired because we can pull you off at half time". "blimey said they young man "all i ever got at Droylesden was an orange".
If you go camping, don't go in the countryside.
have you noticed that when police find a dead body, its always in a tent?
I am really very English at heart. I bought a book how to avoid dealing with your neighbours.
Unfortunately i was out when it was delivered.
One of the worst job i had was when i was a Forensic pathologyst. I found a huge burial site of melted snowmen it was awful. Turned out it was just a field of carrots.
The past. present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.