A man walks into a pet shop.
"I'd Like to buy a goldfish please" said the man.
The shop keeper said "Would you like an aquarium sir"?
The man reply's: "I don't care what star sign it is".
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A man walks into a pet shop.
"I'd Like to buy a goldfish please" said the man.
The shop keeper said "Would you like an aquarium sir"?
The man reply's: "I don't care what star sign it is".
happy New year everyone. (party)
sorry, i suffer from premature congratulations.
What dose a west ham united fan use as a contraceptive?
His personality.
What do you say to someone who has spent 4 years at university on a mdia study course?
"Can i have fries with that please".
I once wrote a book about poltergeists. it was so popular, it flew of the shelves.
I was in this bar at the weekend and not saying it was rough or anything but I saw a sign stating Toilets and garden. It wasn't until I got out there I realised they were the same place.
A skeleton walks into a bar.
"Pint of bitter and a mop please."
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act.
I was not very close to my father when he died. Witch was fortunate, he trod on a land mine.