seaspirit
21-09-2007, 02:59 PM
An attractive blonde from Cork arrived and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice, at the casino.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked upÂ*Â*her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" TheÂ*Â*other answered, "I don't know - I thought you wereÂ*Â*watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked upÂ*Â*her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" TheÂ*Â*other answered, "I don't know - I thought you wereÂ*Â*watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.