One for the blondes..

[seaspirit]

Two Irishmen were trying to measure the local flagpole after having a bet on how high it was, they were having a problem because neither one could climb the flagpole - they were stumped, just then a blonde walking past asked what was wrong, paddy said they couldn't climb the pole to hold the tape measure to see how high it was, oh that's easy she said just lay the flagpole down [ which they did ] she measured and said 36ft long easy and she went on her way,

Paddy looked around to his mate and said the silly cow we wanted the height not the length.

[lizzie]

:hysterical3::hysterical3: nice one

[suzi]

:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:

[veggie]

[:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:
excellent,i have a joke that i've actually remembered for once but i don't know if it's clean enough for here..............should be ok if i edit it slightly.

did you hear about the guy who got his viagra mixed up with his sleeping pills?............................................ ......he keeps going off for forty w***s!! hehe

[rainydays]

:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:

[suzi]

:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical 3::hysterical3:

[MaraUT]

That's baaaaad!