seaspirit
19-09-2007, 02:33 PM
I'm creative
you can't expect me to be neat too!
Ring Bell for Maid Service
If no answer
Do It Yourself!
I clean house every other day
Today is the other day!
If you write in the dust..
PLEASE don't date it!
I would cook dinner
but
I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week
( too bad you missed it! )
A clean kitchen is
...the sign of a wasted life.
COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I came
I saw
I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking
...lower your standards.
You may touch the dust in this house
but please don't write in it!
APOLOGY
Although you'll find our house a mess
Come in
Sit down
Converse
It doesn't always look like this
Some days it's even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
..and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast,
and cheap
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT!!
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen
just vending machines.
Gardening forever
. . .
Housework, never!
Dull women have immaculate houses.
I'd live life in the fast lane
but I am married to a speed bump.
HOME RULES
If you sleep on it ... make it up.
If you wear it ... hang it up.
If you drop it ... pick it up.
If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.
If you step in it ... wipe it off.
If you open it ... close it.
If you empty it ... fill it up.
If it rings ... answer it.
If it howls ... feed it.
If it cries ... love it!
you can't expect me to be neat too!
Ring Bell for Maid Service
If no answer
Do It Yourself!
I clean house every other day
Today is the other day!
If you write in the dust..
PLEASE don't date it!
I would cook dinner
but
I can't find the can opener!
My house was clean last week
( too bad you missed it! )
A clean kitchen is
...the sign of a wasted life.
COOK CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I came
I saw
I decided to order take out.
If you don't like my standards of cooking
...lower your standards.
You may touch the dust in this house
but please don't write in it!
APOLOGY
Although you'll find our house a mess
Come in
Sit down
Converse
It doesn't always look like this
Some days it's even worse.
A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
..and this kitchen is delirious.
If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast,
and cheap
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
A clean house is a sign of a mis-spent life.
Help keep the kitchen clean
EAT OUT!!
Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.
My next house will have no kitchen
just vending machines.
Gardening forever
. . .
Housework, never!
Dull women have immaculate houses.
I'd live life in the fast lane
but I am married to a speed bump.
HOME RULES
If you sleep on it ... make it up.
If you wear it ... hang it up.
If you drop it ... pick it up.
If you eat out of it ... put it in the sink.
If you step in it ... wipe it off.
If you open it ... close it.
If you empty it ... fill it up.
If it rings ... answer it.
If it howls ... feed it.
If it cries ... love it!