seaspirit
01-09-2007, 05:07 PM
Isn'ty this the truth lol
Driving to work this morning on the motorway, I looked over
to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing
90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that
makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much
that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon
roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten up the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash
and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which
made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth which ruined my
shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Bloody Women Drivers :hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:
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Driving to work this morning on the motorway, I looked over
to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing
90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked
back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that
makeup!
It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much
that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon
roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying
to straighten up the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which
fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash
and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which
made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth which ruined my
shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
Bloody Women Drivers :hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:
Â*Â*