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seaspirit
23-08-2007, 11:40 AM
This fella used to keep rabbits.

He used to feed them on cheese on toast.

One day the fella had run out of cheese so he said to the rabbits

"i'm all out of cheese can I put something else on your toast?"

"oh no " said the rabbits " we won't have anything else"

" we've been warned about mixing our toasties"


:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:

The old ones are always the best lol
suzi
23-08-2007, 11:42 AM
:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3::clapping:: clapping::clapping::clapping:

thank you grandad for bringing a smile to my face, its been a while since i heard that one!
seaspirit
23-08-2007, 11:44 AM
will do suzi xxx
mummyhill
23-08-2007, 11:49 AM
:clapping::clapping::clapping::hysterical3::hyster ical3::hysterical3::clapping::clapping::clapping:

Love it
rainydays
23-08-2007, 11:49 AM
:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical 3:
Emmie
23-08-2007, 01:55 PM
:hysterical3:

I had to use that one because there's no groaning smiley! ;-)
MaraUT
23-08-2007, 03:21 PM
:blusingandshy: OK, I'm either very, very dense (which could be :tongue:) or the punchline is very British. Can someone help me out? (terribly embarrassed)
Emmie
23-08-2007, 03:27 PM
Myxamatosis is a disease that rabbits get! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixamatosis

A toastie is a toasted sandwich!

That should help? I think it's British not dense :-)
MaraUT
23-08-2007, 03:31 PM
Oh! I get it now. Thanks!!!!!! Definitely a British thing: but you lot have taught me an awful lot. Here I hung on Monty Python, Black Adder, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served?, and Keeping Up Appearances forever...still have so much to learn. Thanks again!
Emmie
23-08-2007, 03:47 PM
I love Red Dwarf! I can recommend Hyperdrive in a similar vein (not as funny though) and if you like geeks then I completely recommend The It Crowd :-)

If you have a dvd player than can play region 2 dvds then you can pick them up quite easily :-)
suzi
23-08-2007, 03:48 PM
I love black adder, monty python (bits of) and i loved red dwarf....

sorry.... had it running through my head!!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5wQUcLV7j0)
suzi
23-08-2007, 03:51 PM
ooo mara its your fault im now trawling youtube for some more red dwarf bits....

one of the very funny moments... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tgnBSgsIyc)
Emmie
23-08-2007, 03:56 PM
They're all dead Dave! I still quote that now!
Emmie
23-08-2007, 04:01 PM
What have you done!

The only funny bit in series seven (imo)! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eatP1TLhbtQ&mode=related&search=)
MaraUT
23-08-2007, 04:14 PM
What have you done!

The only funny bit in series seven (imo)! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eatP1TLhbtQ&mode=related&search=)


Oh, I love that one! Series 7 got into some interesting issues, though. The whole Ace Rimmer being a part of the universe. I have to admit a tear or two when the whole space system of light bees was shown. Lister being his own father was pretty bizarre too.