Himself's funnies

[Emmie]

Ok, I got very giggley last night when Himself told me some jokes:

(say this one outloud):
What's a Hindu?
Lays Iggs

*wail* I can't remember anymore of them, I'll add them in when I do!

[seaspirit]

lol had to read that three times b4 i got it ( not thinking straight)

[Emmie]

Lol, s'ok it makes more sense if you hear it out loud!

[suzi]

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[rainydays]

Haha

[Emmie]

I've got the others (I had to ask himself!):

What's a donkey on Blackpool Beach get for his lunch?
About 20 minutes


What's a Grecian Urn?
About £5 an hour


(I'm not laughing at this one) How do you make a Hormone?
Don't pay her. (Feel free to slap him!)

[Emmie]

Evolution is a theory invented by Darwin to explain his excessively hairy back

(I have to live with the man that tells these jokes, feel for me!)

[rainydays]

I immac'ed Steve's back at the weekend - you have never SEEN so much hair!

[suzi]

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