seaspirit
16-08-2007, 09:34 AM
Bear remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he
Looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
Removers." He calls the number. The bear remover says he'll be over in
30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got
A ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then
I'm going to go up there and knock
the bear off the roof with this
Baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab
His testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for
Me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he
Looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
Removers." He calls the number. The bear remover says he'll be over in
30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got
A ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then
I'm going to go up there and knock
the bear off the roof with this
Baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab
His testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for
Me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."