seaspirit
21-07-2007, 03:00 PM
Two old ladies (Gladys & Ethel) were sitting on a park seat outside the local town hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
Gladys leaned over and said to Ethel, "Life is so bloody boring; we
never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take off my clothes and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said Ethel, holding up £5.00.
Gladys slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, Ethel soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened ?" asked Ethel
"I won 1st Prize for Best Dried Arrangement!"
Gladys leaned over and said to Ethel, "Life is so bloody boring; we
never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take off my clothes and streak through that stupid Flower Show!"
"You're on!" said Ethel, holding up £5.00.
Gladys slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, Ethel soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened ?" asked Ethel
"I won 1st Prize for Best Dried Arrangement!"