Emmie
02-06-2007, 04:44 PM
Thought the 'fun and games' section would be most appropriate!
(PDA= Public Display of Affection)
Ok, to set the scene, I am arachnophobia. We're talking impressively panicy and wibbly here.
And it's hot. I'm wearing a vest, it's a nice purple one. We're off to Himself's cousin's going-away-for-a-year-to-Australia party so we went out to get a card.
I happened to look down and notice something black disappear into my top. "I don't know if that was a fly, a spider or just a something else" says I
*peers down top*
"IT'S A SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY BRA!"
Picture the scene, we're stood outside Wilkos while himself is fishing around in my bra trying to get the spider out while I'm squeaking like a mouse on heat!
This whole honeymoon thing is rather exciting isn't it! ;-)
(PDA= Public Display of Affection)
Ok, to set the scene, I am arachnophobia. We're talking impressively panicy and wibbly here.
And it's hot. I'm wearing a vest, it's a nice purple one. We're off to Himself's cousin's going-away-for-a-year-to-Australia party so we went out to get a card.
I happened to look down and notice something black disappear into my top. "I don't know if that was a fly, a spider or just a something else" says I
*peers down top*
"IT'S A SPIDER! THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY BRA!"
Picture the scene, we're stood outside Wilkos while himself is fishing around in my bra trying to get the spider out while I'm squeaking like a mouse on heat!
This whole honeymoon thing is rather exciting isn't it! ;-)