Don't tease old ladies (a bit rude)

[Emmie]

Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

[seaspirit]

:hysterical3::hysterical3::clapping::clapping::hys terical3::clapping::clapping: fantastic

[crazy girl]

:hysterical3::hysterical3:Brilliant:hysterical3::h ysterical3::hysterical3:

[rainydays]

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[mummyhill]

:clapping::hysterical3:

[veggie]

:hysterical3::hysterical3::hysterical3:::clapping: best joke i've heard in ages.

[suzi]

thats fabulous! im going to have to steal that!

[lizzie]

:hysterical3::hysterical3: oh gawd nice one

[hangetsu]

:hysterical3::clapping::icon_biggrin:

[darwins_reject]

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