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And next up *drum roll* give me your worst Christmas cracker jokes - something that make my toes curl, if you please ;)
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe
OldMike
08-12-23, 04:36 PM
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers! ^)
Where do Santas helpers go when they are ill?
To the Elf centre
OldMike
09-12-23, 05:33 PM
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?
An eskimoo
Okay I'll get my hat and coat.
Don’t go! I said worst (rofl)
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
magie06
20-12-23, 01:02 PM
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!!!!
OldMike
20-12-23, 03:10 PM
I don't think this has been posted correct me if I'm wrong ;)
What's the difference between a snow woman and a snowman.
Snowballs.
Well I thought it funny.
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s December-brrrrrrr
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