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Paula
05-12-23, 09:53 PM
And next up *drum roll* give me your worst Christmas cracker jokes - something that make my toes curl, if you please ;)
SJW180
06-12-23, 11:19 PM
Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe hoe hoe
OldMike
08-12-23, 04:36 PM
What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers! ^)
SJW180
09-12-23, 02:30 PM
Where do Santas helpers go when they are ill?

To the Elf centre
OldMike
09-12-23, 05:33 PM
What do you call a cow that lives in an igloo?

An eskimoo

Okay I'll get my hat and coat.
Paula
09-12-23, 09:22 PM
Don’t go! I said worst (rofl)
SJW180
10-12-23, 07:03 PM
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?

Get out of my face!
Paula
19-12-23, 08:11 AM
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!

Who’s Rudolph’s favourite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh!
magie06
20-12-23, 01:02 PM
What side of the turkey has the most feathers?


The outside!!!!
OldMike
20-12-23, 03:10 PM
I don't think this has been posted correct me if I'm wrong ;)

What's the difference between a snow woman and a snowman.

Snowballs.

Well I thought it funny.
SJW180
20-12-23, 08:51 PM
Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it’s December-brrrrrrr