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Paula
05-12-23, 09:52 PM
Ok, I’m relying on you all! Give me your best Christmas cracker joke!
SJW180
06-12-23, 11:12 PM
I’m not sure it’s really a Christmas cracker joke if it’s funny, however to join in with the spirit…

What happened when Santa went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker.
SJW180
09-12-23, 12:13 AM
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Nothing, it’s on the house.
Paula
19-12-23, 08:12 AM
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life
magie06
20-12-23, 01:03 PM
Who hides in a bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.
SJW180
20-12-23, 10:05 PM
I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today.
I think it was from my Uncle Ben.