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Sissy
11-11-18, 11:43 PM
You guys know this game "ask anything you want, and I will answer anything I want"? Meaning you can ask ANYTHING, and who ever answers can tell anything. But the truth. And yea, only rule is to answer with blatant lies. The one who answered gets to come up with the next question. We played this alot with friends (before we found cards against humanity) and we had countless hours of hysterical giggling and hyena-like laughing. Anyone willing to give it a go?

First question: What, and what kind is your favourite piece of clothing, and where you typically wear it?

Suzi
12-11-18, 10:42 AM
Marc's pants.... Obviously as a hat!


What's your favourite thing to eat for breakfast?

Sissy
12-11-18, 10:54 AM
My typical breakfast is a raw ostrich egg with seesame seeds and tomatojuice. I can't eat it unless I am wearing bright yellow rubberboots.

Where do you like to go for vacation?

Suzi
12-11-18, 11:38 AM
(rofl) The Sahara desert for me, I love being all toasty and warm.

Favourite movie?

Paula
12-11-18, 04:35 PM
Pretty Woman

Favourite panto?

Suzi
12-11-18, 08:18 PM
The circus, with lots and lots of cl*wns....

Favourite vegetable?

Sissy
12-11-18, 09:13 PM
Celery!

Least favourite book? P

Paula
12-11-18, 10:11 PM
Lord of the Flies - seriously disturbing

Favourite colour? And why

Suzi
12-11-18, 10:21 PM
Neon Orange. Because I like the way that the neon orange lycra clad cyclists stay in the new and expensive cycle lanes....

Do you like Christmas? Why?

Paula
12-11-18, 11:00 PM
I LOVE Christmas! I love the excitement, the hope, the family time, presents and, most of all, the SPARKLE

Oops, so excited I forgot the question.

How would you describe your ‘style’

Suzi
12-11-18, 11:41 PM
Paula - you're meant to be lying!

Style? Me? I don't think I have one!

Do you like Acid Jazz music?

Paula
13-11-18, 08:56 AM
Oops! (giggle)

Absolutely! Acid Jazz is the best! And I dance to it, at mignight, in my back garden, naked!

What exotic animal would you like as a pet?

OldMike
13-11-18, 10:14 AM
Oops! (giggle)

Absolutely! Acid Jazz is the best! And I dance to it, at mignight, in my back garden, naked!

What exotic animal would you like as a pet?

*picks up acid jazz collection and zooms round to Paula's* (rofl)

A garden slug they're so cute and cuddly not slimy at all and it can sleep in my bed (inlove)

Favourite musical instrument and what you'd do with it ;)

Suzi
13-11-18, 12:46 PM
Bagpipes - no hesitation.... I'd play them in the morning, I'd play them in the afternoon and I'd play them all night long because I love the sound so very much.............


Tell me about your socks... Do you have a favourite pair?

Sissy
14-11-18, 09:06 PM
Fishnets. My fav pair is neon Pink and I wear them over my shoes.

What is your favourite thing to do during free time?

Suzi
14-11-18, 09:38 PM
OMG I can see you going out feeding your chicks in fishnets and high heels!!!! (rofl)(rofl)(rofl)

Snorkelling in golden syrup. It takes a lot of time as it's a bit sticky

What's your favourite pudding?

Paula
14-11-18, 10:56 PM
Frog spawn (tapioca) pudding. I particularly love how it slithers Down your throat like a bogey!

What’s your favourite mode of transport?

Sissy
15-11-18, 11:51 AM
I absolutely love over packed busses where no free seats are available, and you have to stand between complete strangers feeling their body smell and clothes brushing against you.

When, where and how you met your best friend? Tell me about them.

Suzi
15-11-18, 02:08 PM
I met her dancing naked at Stonehenge under the light of the full moon on Summer Soltice ;)

Describe your favourite garden...

OldMike
15-11-18, 02:13 PM
One full of rocks and stones like a barren moonscape where nothing lives (giggle)

Describe your LEAST favourite garden ;)

Paula
15-11-18, 04:23 PM
One where I awake every morning to a mown lawn, roses pruned, apples picked from the tree and i don’t have to do a moments gardening

What’s your favourite smell?

Suzi
15-11-18, 07:41 PM
Dog poo. Lots and lots of dog poo. Especially in the summer when you walk past the dog poo bins in the park....


Do you have slippers? What are they like?

Strugglingmum
15-11-18, 09:53 PM
Pink everywhere. Like candy floss threw up all over the garden.

What do you always forget to buy?

Suzi
15-11-18, 10:14 PM
Bread. Different varieties too...

What was the first horror film you ever saw?

Sissy
16-11-18, 03:07 PM
Gone with the wind. Rhet and his moustache... The HORROR!

Who is your role model? And why? What did they do to get that honor?

OldMike
16-11-18, 05:32 PM
Donald Trump because he's brilliant (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (never thought I'd ever say that).

What is your favourite planet (real or imaginary)?

Suzi
16-11-18, 06:11 PM
Uranus obviously! *sniggers*

Favourite celebrity chef?

Paula
16-11-18, 08:52 PM
The bloke from the pub down the road - for those of you who don’t know (which of course you do!), recent exposure includes the local rag ;)

What’s your favourite perfume?

OldMike
17-11-18, 12:00 AM
Eau de Compost an earthy smell that clears the sinuses.

Favourite nursery rhyme?

Sissy
17-11-18, 10:24 AM
Baby shark! It is so catchy and soul soothing. I love the ear worm effect it has and how it haunts me at sleeples nights.

If you had a brand new car, what kind would it be?

Suzi
17-11-18, 10:47 AM
Easy, an old banger from banger racing - the ones that are all bashed up, with roll cages and no windows or windscreens!

What are you wearing?

OldMike
17-11-18, 11:26 AM
Budgie smugglers and an antler headdress.

Oh dear I was answering truthfully there (giggle)

I'm really wearing a flat cap with a lemon taped to it and nothing else.

What's your favourite cartoon?

smelly_steph
17-11-18, 01:40 PM
anything with donald duck in it.

(I hate donald duck.)

my favorite cartoon is actually teen titans go. I want to see the movie they made out of it

who is your favorite girl group

Suzi
17-11-18, 03:05 PM
Budgie smugglers and an antler headdress.

Oh dear I was answering truthfully there (giggle)

I'm really wearing a flat cap with a lemon taped to it and nothing else.
You owe me a new laptop, I've just spat tea out all over mine laughing at your post!


who is your favorite girl group

Has to be pussycatdolls. They are so full of dignity, always stay clothed and are such awesome roll models..................

Do you prefer rugby, football or tennis and why?

OldMike
18-11-18, 05:12 PM
Rugby because they have funny shaped balls, which reminds me of a joke.

Question: Why do rugby players have bigger balls than policemen?
Answer: Because they sell more tickets.

What's your favourite weather and why?

Sissy
19-11-18, 01:11 PM
I am a summer girl all the way. I love how the heat drains me and makes me nauseous and dizzy. Also all those nice flying and biting insects really make me feel alive.

If you were a shoe, what kind of shoe would you be? Why?

smelly_steph
19-11-18, 03:56 PM
pair of slippers because then I could just wear myself in the evenings

hahahaha yeah, I don't have slippers yet and probably need some

what's your favorite fruit?

Suzi
19-11-18, 05:00 PM
pair of slippers because then I could just wear myself in the evenings

hahahaha yeah, I don't have slippers yet and probably need some
Hunni, you know you're meant to give false answers? It's a comedy game...


what's your favorite fruit?
lychee the discustingness and slimy texture of what I imagine something else to resemble.........

What's your favourite word?

smelly_steph
19-11-18, 09:07 PM
cat.

it's so..... dog like?
and the first word I learned as a kid was cat as well

what type of tv show would you like to be a part of and why

Sissy
21-11-18, 06:48 AM
Any insane reality show that brings out how idiotic other people can be. I love how I get to roll my eyes so hard I can see my own brain.

What did you have as supper yesterday?

smelly_steph
21-11-18, 08:05 AM
chicken nuggets with magic beans and pumpkin juice.

did I tell you I have a direct line to hogwarts and they send me food on a daily bases

what country would you like to visit?

OldMike
25-11-18, 06:04 PM
Nepal because it is so warm what with all that ice and snow and to stand on the Summit of Mt Everest and hear a crack and tinkle as my family jewels drop off and roll down the mountainside (giggle)

Favourite instrument (musical or otherwise) and what you'd do with it.

Suzi
25-11-18, 10:19 PM
Bagpipes. I'd see how many ways I can stab them to stop them from inflicting their "music" on anyone else...

What's your favourite fruit and why?

Allalone
26-11-18, 12:57 AM
Vomit fruit because the smell is so enticing!


Who is your favourite comedian and why?

Paula
26-11-18, 11:23 AM
Benny Hill, I particularly love his misogynism and the way he makes my skin crawl!

What’s your favourite city?