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ophelia
18-11-17, 10:45 AM
the cursed wish game:

make a wish, but then have it cursed..

so

example

me: I wish for a never ending supply of mcdonalds

poster below me: fine, you can have never ending supply of mcdonalds, but it is only open for 1 hour per day

I wish I could have a new car

me: you have a new car, but it's a really horrible color and people start looking at you strangely, etc

so

I wish that for christmas I get 1 of them new sky q boxes

S deleted
18-11-17, 10:48 AM
You can have a new sky q box but all that will be aired is reruns of Celebrity Squares

I wish I could fly

ophelia
18-11-17, 11:05 AM
omg.

hold up... it probably all ready is shown somewhere lol
okay you can fly, but you have to listen to the song, "walking in the air", on constant repeat- and no amount of screaming or annoyance will get it to turn off

I wish that I could meet johny vegas.

Suzi
18-11-17, 01:01 PM
You can meet Johny Vegas, but you can only be with him for the rest of your life.

I wish I won the lottery and could commission the DWD Retreat to be built!

S deleted
18-11-17, 01:25 PM
You can build your retreat but no one will wanna be involved with it

I want to free from depression.

ophelia
18-11-17, 01:57 PM
You can meet Johny Vegas, but you can only be with him for the rest of your life.

I wish I won the lottery and could commission the DWD Retreat to be built!



but is that such a bad idea

love the guy

and all those free trips to benidorm when he goes out to film the show..

ophelia
18-11-17, 02:00 PM
You can build your retreat but no one will wanna be involved with it

I want to free from depression.



you can be free from depression, but you have to choose someone you know to give it to.
I wish that I could have a cat.

Suzi
18-11-17, 02:48 PM
but is that such a bad idea

love the guy

and all those free trips to benidorm when he goes out to film the show.. Lol, you're welcome to him! He's really not my cup of tea at all!

magie06
18-11-17, 03:19 PM
you can be free from depression, but you have to choose someone you know to give it to.
I wish that I could have a cat.

You can have your cat but it will only eat dead mice.

I wish that I could time travel.

ophelia
18-11-17, 03:36 PM
sure you can time travel, but you can only time travel to important events in history.

I wish that ITV would change their mind and make another series of downton abby

S deleted
09-12-17, 12:44 PM
They will run it for one more season but the ad breaks will be every 5 mins.

I wish I had a live in maid lol

magie06
09-12-17, 02:14 PM
You can have your live in maid but she won't do the dishes or the dusting.

I wish I didn't have to take anti-depressants all the time.

S deleted
09-12-17, 03:00 PM
That can be arranged but instead you have to wear a pink tutu and fairy wings whenever you leave the house.

I wish I could afford a nice car

ophelia
09-12-17, 10:26 PM
They will run it for one more season but the ad breaks will be every 5 mins.

I wish I had a live in maid lol



I am getting my soundtrack cd out and preparing for it. lol.

okay.. you can aford a nice car, but you have to give up all your other luxuries
I wish hhospitals would order in takeaway pizzas for their patients. lol

magie06
19-12-17, 11:40 AM
Okay, you can have your pizza but you have to have them for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I wish that the house would clean itself.

S deleted
19-12-17, 11:56 AM
You can have a self cleaning house but all the dirt will be piled up outside your front door.

I wish the council would get off my back about arrears :(

smelly_steph
23-04-18, 10:13 AM
fine, the council get off your back, but next time you have an emergency in the house that requires repairs, you can't get through to anyone- because no one wants to deal with you.

I wish that ant got better and was able to be with dec in the britain's got talllent finals