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The rules are simple. Together we write a story, but you can only post 4 words at a time, and no double posting!
I'll start:
Once upon a time
magie06
14-03-16, 02:35 PM
In the window, pondering
about the postman's underpants
magie06
14-03-16, 03:16 PM
He decided to walk
singing loudly and proudly
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14-03-16, 06:07 PM
About bacon and eggs
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14-03-16, 06:17 PM
And served on a.....
Roasted sweet potato shell
magie06
14-03-16, 08:32 PM
He washed it down
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14-03-16, 08:39 PM
With an ice cold....
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14-03-16, 10:01 PM
After necking all that.....
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14-03-16, 11:36 PM
As well as his......
ducks! He couldn't remember
magie06
15-03-16, 11:49 AM
A strange feather there,
Some glittery residue here,
Some unicorn hair everywhere
And whistles. But that....
magie06
16-03-16, 04:31 PM
Fighting with the ducks
Save those bloomin' ducks!
The ducks retaliate and...
magie06
22-03-16, 04:42 PM
Eventually, the ducks get
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22-03-16, 04:43 PM
chauffeur driven to Glasgow
purplefan
22-03-16, 04:45 PM
and set up a
magie06
22-03-16, 04:47 PM
Radio and television station
Radio and television station
and became a millionaire........(sorry I've screwed up the thread!)
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22-03-16, 05:12 PM
A small matter of
magie06
22-03-16, 06:58 PM
What they would call
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22-03-16, 07:23 PM
the day before the
OldMike
22-03-16, 08:51 PM
Armageddon Eve was Chosen.
magie06
22-03-16, 09:12 PM
They decided that they
OldMike
22-03-16, 09:15 PM
would take a trip
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22-03-16, 11:12 PM
across the pond to
OldMike
22-03-16, 11:53 PM
the little fairy island.
OldMike
23-03-16, 09:46 AM
had a cheese sandwich
, scotch eggs and gherkins...
OldMike
23-03-16, 10:04 AM
with lashings of lemonade.
Proper, homemade, sweet lemonade
OldMike
23-03-16, 10:32 AM
soooo goood hic, burp
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23-03-16, 12:12 PM
Excuse me said the
purplefan
23-03-16, 05:54 PM
can Have some too?
magie06
23-03-16, 05:58 PM
The land of the
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23-03-16, 06:12 PM
pink elephants and giant
marshmallow eating rainbow wearing
..mushroom eating postmen, where..
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23-03-16, 11:11 PM
the grass isn't greener
But eating 'mushrooms' means
OldMike
24-03-16, 09:11 AM
euphoric psychadelic visionary experiences!!!
magie06
24-03-16, 09:33 AM
Made a mistake
OldMike
24-03-16, 10:32 AM
with big sharp teeth
and yellow material between
OldMike
24-03-16, 11:37 AM
the ivory white molars
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24-03-16, 12:21 PM
I know that shade....
magie06
27-03-16, 11:19 PM
He thought with a
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27-03-16, 11:25 PM
Vacuum cleaner hose connecting
which was ridiculously hard
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28-03-16, 12:07 PM
especially considering his hand...
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28-03-16, 03:29 PM
a bandage wrapped around
magie06
28-03-16, 04:34 PM
that he had caught
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28-03-16, 05:52 PM
While sowing his oats
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29-03-16, 02:30 PM
He would rather be
OldMike
29-03-16, 02:30 PM
Edit: cross posting.
drinking ice cold beer
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29-03-16, 02:38 PM
Wouldn't we all said...
purplefan
29-03-16, 05:04 PM
The dog next to
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29-03-16, 06:45 PM
Who forget to wear.....
purplefan
29-03-16, 07:00 PM
His plastic rolling ball.
Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 04:59 PM
Cracked open and revealed
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30-03-16, 05:14 PM
offering fit for a
Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 05:36 PM
egg bound turgid ukulele.
purplefan
30-03-16, 05:48 PM
As if by magic...
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30-03-16, 05:55 PM
the shop keeper appears
Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 06:31 PM
twitching uncertainly and holding
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30-03-16, 06:34 PM
A large peculiar shaped
Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 06:51 PM
instrument of unearthly design
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30-03-16, 08:10 PM
An object known as....
Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 10:42 PM
the Umbooboo rod, known...
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31-03-16, 12:55 AM
To regularly be inserted
Hugo-agogo
31-03-16, 02:12 AM
into conversation. but while
Holding your breath, difficult
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31-03-16, 11:06 AM
To talk about anything
purplefan
31-03-16, 03:58 PM
even things you dont
normally forget. Suddenly a
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01-04-16, 12:05 AM
Strong gust of wind
Jaquaia
01-04-16, 12:35 AM
Blew over the big
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02-04-16, 12:09 AM
Hot Malvern spring water
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02-04-16, 11:09 AM
Not on a Friday
OldMike
02-04-16, 11:11 AM
today is Saturday yipeee.
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02-04-16, 11:14 PM
and I will invite...
Winston Churchill and Prince
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02-04-16, 11:30 PM
Naseem Hamed, Shirley Bassey....
Diamonds are forever, forever
OldMike
03-04-16, 09:46 AM
unless they are fake
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03-04-16, 01:49 PM
in which case you
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03-04-16, 03:38 PM
babies with a hedgehog
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03-04-16, 04:50 PM
while extracting spines from
magie06
03-04-16, 09:17 PM
in the wild Atlantic
OldMike
03-04-16, 09:21 PM
catching salmon in nets
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03-04-16, 09:44 PM
but not the dolphins
magie06
03-04-16, 09:50 PM
Looking up and seeing
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03-04-16, 09:59 PM
big black storm clouds
Hugo-agogo
03-04-16, 10:13 PM
taking the shape of
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03-04-16, 10:16 PM
A three legged donkey
Hugo-agogo
03-04-16, 10:28 PM
who was not quick
Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 01:13 AM
but he had style
OldMike
04-04-16, 10:34 AM
and a cheeky grin.
Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 10:37 AM
and knew the carrots
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04-04-16, 11:24 AM
Would offer some form
Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 12:27 PM
the tortoise didn't have
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04-04-16, 02:27 PM
Wearing his boxer shorts
Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 02:40 PM
the pair he'd saved
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04-04-16, 03:34 PM
when the Titanic sank
Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 04:06 PM
were his special trunks
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04-04-16, 04:36 PM
Those unicorns get everywhere
magie06
04-04-16, 07:42 PM
Nearly as far as
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04-04-16, 07:44 PM
Wales with wind behind
magie06
04-04-16, 07:55 PM
or wind within? Maybe
Mike, whose potatoes were
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05-04-16, 09:14 AM
Not speaking to him
OldMike
05-04-16, 09:15 AM
Edit: cross posting
the strong silent type
purplefan
12-04-16, 09:21 AM
Decided to attack the....
OldMike
12-04-16, 10:36 AM
that was leaking liquid
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12-04-16, 10:46 AM
leaving vegetable oil everywhere
purplefan
12-04-16, 06:36 PM
It smelled like a
OldMike
12-04-16, 06:56 PM
refinery processing crude oil
magie06
12-04-16, 07:05 PM
But very useful for
Sumo wrestlers. But still
purplefan
13-04-16, 02:51 PM
a brussel sprout or
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13-04-16, 02:57 PM
a ping pong ball
OldMike
17-04-16, 11:54 AM
covered in clotted cream
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17-04-16, 12:02 PM
Which is perfect for
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17-04-16, 04:04 PM
The face of angels
purplefan
19-04-16, 03:03 PM
fill a gap in
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19-04-16, 03:32 PM
his two front teeth
magie06
19-04-16, 03:46 PM
The next thing, they
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19-04-16, 04:29 PM
to rain in spain
purplefan
19-04-16, 07:57 PM
But the rains stayed
magie06
19-04-16, 08:08 PM
Mainly on the plains
purplefan
19-04-16, 09:14 PM
Cities and towns but
magie06
20-04-16, 04:36 PM
When the pole dancers
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20-04-16, 04:41 PM
coated of vegetable oil
purplefan
20-04-16, 05:12 PM
slid of their poles (rofl)
magie06
20-04-16, 07:52 PM
And into next doors
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20-04-16, 08:04 PM
giant garden gnome with
Dropped off -made of fudge
purplefan
20-04-16, 11:14 PM
And next doors cat
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20-04-16, 11:26 PM
Went on a date
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21-04-16, 01:04 PM
Jumped over the moon
magie06
21-04-16, 06:15 PM
But the cat ran
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21-04-16, 08:01 PM
because she couldn't cook
magie06
21-04-16, 08:17 PM
His favourite tasty meal
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21-04-16, 08:20 PM
of fried caterpillars and
magie06
21-04-16, 08:27 PM
Lumpy custard. Shortly afterwards
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21-04-16, 08:40 PM
while watching soap operas
purplefan
22-04-16, 03:51 PM
and picking their noses.
magie06
22-04-16, 06:11 PM
It was almost the
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22-04-16, 07:27 PM
but thankfully Dr Who...
magie06
22-04-16, 08:09 PM
Who showed up without
OldMike
22-04-16, 09:16 PM
sonic screwdriver and tardis
Rainfall with raspberry beret
magie06
23-04-16, 08:36 PM
But what can he
purplefan
24-04-16, 11:02 PM
He is no match
Trying hard
11-05-16, 10:12 PM
For the falling frogs
.... or flesh eating zombies
magie06
06-07-16, 11:42 AM
Without his magic powers
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06-07-16, 12:37 PM
He strummed his guitar....
Singing miss American pie
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06-07-16, 02:17 PM
while balancing on a....
blackcurrant which popped loudly!
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06-07-16, 05:38 PM
Suddenly a delivery driver....
magie06
06-07-16, 07:33 PM
Because right in front
magie06
08-07-16, 12:14 PM
When the unicorn started
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08-07-16, 01:58 PM
To shiver and shake
His tail feather, gasping
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08-07-16, 04:57 PM
For breath he screamed....
'Evening Standard' huge scandal!
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