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Suzi
14-03-16, 02:28 PM
The rules are simple. Together we write a story, but you can only post 4 words at a time, and no double posting!

I'll start:

Once upon a time

Nita
14-03-16, 02:35 PM
Poppy the cat sat

magie06
14-03-16, 02:35 PM
In the window, pondering

Suzi
14-03-16, 02:39 PM
about the postman's underpants

Nita
14-03-16, 03:15 PM
as they were yellow

magie06
14-03-16, 03:16 PM
He decided to walk

Paula
14-03-16, 04:12 PM
Spinning the whole time

Suzi
14-03-16, 04:55 PM
singing loudly and proudly

Nita
14-03-16, 05:01 PM
for all to hear

S deleted
14-03-16, 06:07 PM
About bacon and eggs

Paula
14-03-16, 06:12 PM
Fried, with HP sauce

S deleted
14-03-16, 06:17 PM
And served on a.....

ElizabethJane1
14-03-16, 06:21 PM
Roasted sweet potato shell

magie06
14-03-16, 08:32 PM
He washed it down

S deleted
14-03-16, 08:39 PM
With an ice cold....

Paula
14-03-16, 09:15 PM
Full glass of chardonnay

Suzi
14-03-16, 09:32 PM
half pint of rum,

Paula
14-03-16, 09:49 PM
Whey hey me hearties!

S deleted
14-03-16, 10:01 PM
After necking all that.....

Suzi
14-03-16, 10:42 PM
He was violently sick

Nita
14-03-16, 11:24 PM
And lost the post

S deleted
14-03-16, 11:36 PM
As well as his......

Suzi
15-03-16, 10:38 AM
ducks! He couldn't remember

Paula
15-03-16, 10:40 AM
Where he'd put them

Nita
15-03-16, 11:48 AM
he found some clues

magie06
15-03-16, 11:49 AM
A strange feather there,

Suzi
15-03-16, 02:51 PM
Some glittery residue here,

Paula
15-03-16, 06:43 PM
Some unicorn hair everywhere

Nita
15-03-16, 11:21 PM
With lots of bells

Paula
15-03-16, 11:28 PM
And whistles. But that....

ElizabethJane1
16-03-16, 08:07 AM
Hens have arrived!

Paula
16-03-16, 08:33 AM
Peck, peck they go

magie06
16-03-16, 04:31 PM
Fighting with the ducks

Paula
16-03-16, 04:35 PM
Save those bloomin' ducks!

Anna
19-03-16, 02:05 AM
The ducks retaliate and...

Nita
19-03-16, 09:47 AM
Take his tickets out

Paula
19-03-16, 10:47 AM
Along with his pride

magie06
22-03-16, 04:42 PM
Eventually, the ducks get

S deleted
22-03-16, 04:43 PM
chauffeur driven to Glasgow

purplefan
22-03-16, 04:45 PM
and set up a

magie06
22-03-16, 04:47 PM
Radio and television station

Flo
22-03-16, 05:02 PM
wasn't all there was...

Paula
22-03-16, 05:04 PM
To hope for there

Flo
22-03-16, 05:05 PM
Radio and television station

and became a millionaire........(sorry I've screwed up the thread!)

S deleted
22-03-16, 05:12 PM
A small matter of

magie06
22-03-16, 06:58 PM
What they would call

S deleted
22-03-16, 07:23 PM
the day before the

Suzi
22-03-16, 08:48 PM
world might end. So

OldMike
22-03-16, 08:51 PM
Armageddon Eve was Chosen.

ElizabethJane1
22-03-16, 08:57 PM
Moving into the Light.

magie06
22-03-16, 09:12 PM
They decided that they

OldMike
22-03-16, 09:15 PM
would take a trip

S deleted
22-03-16, 11:12 PM
across the pond to

OldMike
22-03-16, 11:53 PM
the little fairy island.

Paula
23-03-16, 08:13 AM
But not before they

OldMike
23-03-16, 09:46 AM
had a cheese sandwich

Suzi
23-03-16, 10:00 AM
, scotch eggs and gherkins...

OldMike
23-03-16, 10:04 AM
with lashings of lemonade.

Paula
23-03-16, 10:12 AM
Proper, homemade, sweet lemonade

Suzi
23-03-16, 10:18 AM
drunk through a straw

Paula
23-03-16, 10:24 AM
With a secret 'kick'

OldMike
23-03-16, 10:32 AM
soooo goood hic, burp

S deleted
23-03-16, 12:12 PM
Excuse me said the

Suzi
23-03-16, 01:52 PM
Lollipop man. Can I

purplefan
23-03-16, 05:54 PM
can Have some too?

magie06
23-03-16, 05:58 PM
The land of the

S deleted
23-03-16, 06:12 PM
pink elephants and giant

Suzi
23-03-16, 06:29 PM
marshmallow eating rainbow wearing

Amaya
23-03-16, 10:23 PM
..mushroom eating postmen, where..

S deleted
23-03-16, 11:11 PM
the grass isn't greener

Paula
24-03-16, 07:54 AM
But eating 'mushrooms' means

OldMike
24-03-16, 09:11 AM
euphoric psychadelic visionary experiences!!!

magie06
24-03-16, 09:33 AM
Made a mistake

Amaya
24-03-16, 09:38 AM
..thought the cat, he..

Suzi
24-03-16, 09:44 AM
looked in the mirror

Paula
24-03-16, 10:03 AM
And saw a tiger

OldMike
24-03-16, 10:32 AM
with big sharp teeth

Amaya
24-03-16, 10:45 AM
and yellow material between

OldMike
24-03-16, 11:37 AM
the ivory white molars

S deleted
24-03-16, 12:21 PM
I know that shade....

magie06
27-03-16, 11:19 PM
He thought with a

S deleted
27-03-16, 11:25 PM
Vacuum cleaner hose connecting

Suzi
28-03-16, 10:37 AM
which was ridiculously hard

S deleted
28-03-16, 12:07 PM
especially considering his hand...

Paula
28-03-16, 12:27 PM
Was missing 3 fingers

Suzi
28-03-16, 03:05 PM
a thumb and had

S deleted
28-03-16, 03:29 PM
a bandage wrapped around

Flo
28-03-16, 04:09 PM
his poor throbbing paw..

magie06
28-03-16, 04:34 PM
that he had caught

Flo
28-03-16, 05:50 PM
in the combine harvester

S deleted
28-03-16, 05:52 PM
While sowing his oats

Anna
29-03-16, 01:37 PM
He grimaced and decided

S deleted
29-03-16, 02:30 PM
He would rather be

OldMike
29-03-16, 02:30 PM
Edit: cross posting.

drinking ice cold beer

S deleted
29-03-16, 02:38 PM
Wouldn't we all said...

purplefan
29-03-16, 05:04 PM
The dog next to

Flo
29-03-16, 05:26 PM
the two-headed hamster

S deleted
29-03-16, 06:45 PM
Who forget to wear.....

purplefan
29-03-16, 07:00 PM
His plastic rolling ball.

Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 04:59 PM
Cracked open and revealed

S deleted
30-03-16, 05:14 PM
offering fit for a

Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 05:36 PM
egg bound turgid ukulele.

purplefan
30-03-16, 05:48 PM
As if by magic...

S deleted
30-03-16, 05:55 PM
the shop keeper appears

Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 06:31 PM
twitching uncertainly and holding

S deleted
30-03-16, 06:34 PM
A large peculiar shaped

Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 06:51 PM
instrument of unearthly design

S deleted
30-03-16, 08:10 PM
An object known as....

Hugo-agogo
30-03-16, 10:42 PM
the Umbooboo rod, known...

S deleted
31-03-16, 12:55 AM
To regularly be inserted

Hugo-agogo
31-03-16, 02:12 AM
into conversation. but while

Paula
31-03-16, 09:04 AM
Holding your breath, difficult

S deleted
31-03-16, 11:06 AM
To talk about anything

purplefan
31-03-16, 03:58 PM
even things you dont

Anna
31-03-16, 06:36 PM
normally forget. Suddenly a

S deleted
01-04-16, 12:05 AM
Strong gust of wind

Jaquaia
01-04-16, 12:35 AM
Blew over the big

Paula
01-04-16, 11:00 AM
Wig, who fell under

Anna
01-04-16, 09:43 PM
The table into a

Paula
01-04-16, 11:53 PM
Big vat of boiling

S deleted
02-04-16, 12:09 AM
Hot Malvern spring water

Paula
02-04-16, 09:45 AM
Great to drink but

S deleted
02-04-16, 11:09 AM
Not on a Friday

OldMike
02-04-16, 11:11 AM
today is Saturday yipeee.

Paula
02-04-16, 10:58 PM
I'm having a party

S deleted
02-04-16, 11:14 PM
and I will invite...

Paula
02-04-16, 11:15 PM
Winston Churchill and Prince

S deleted
02-04-16, 11:30 PM
Naseem Hamed, Shirley Bassey....

ElizabethJane1
03-04-16, 08:45 AM
Diamonds are forever, forever

OldMike
03-04-16, 09:46 AM
unless they are fake

S deleted
03-04-16, 01:49 PM
in which case you

Paula
03-04-16, 02:58 PM
Fake until you make

S deleted
03-04-16, 03:38 PM
babies with a hedgehog

Paula
03-04-16, 03:52 PM
Ouch! Every woman shouts

S deleted
03-04-16, 04:50 PM
while extracting spines from

ElizabethJane1
03-04-16, 08:48 PM
Mermaids swimming free

magie06
03-04-16, 09:17 PM
in the wild Atlantic

OldMike
03-04-16, 09:21 PM
catching salmon in nets

S deleted
03-04-16, 09:44 PM
but not the dolphins

magie06
03-04-16, 09:50 PM
Looking up and seeing

S deleted
03-04-16, 09:59 PM
big black storm clouds

Hugo-agogo
03-04-16, 10:13 PM
taking the shape of

S deleted
03-04-16, 10:16 PM
A three legged donkey

Hugo-agogo
03-04-16, 10:28 PM
who was not quick

Paula
04-04-16, 12:06 AM
The tortoise beat him

Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 01:13 AM
but he had style

OldMike
04-04-16, 10:34 AM
and a cheeky grin.

Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 10:37 AM
and knew the carrots

S deleted
04-04-16, 11:24 AM
Would offer some form

Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 12:27 PM
the tortoise didn't have

Suzi
04-04-16, 02:24 PM
thank goodness he was

S deleted
04-04-16, 02:27 PM
Wearing his boxer shorts

Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 02:40 PM
the pair he'd saved

S deleted
04-04-16, 03:34 PM
when the Titanic sank

Hugo-agogo
04-04-16, 04:06 PM
were his special trunks

Suzi
04-04-16, 04:34 PM
with sparkly unicorns on

S deleted
04-04-16, 04:36 PM
Those unicorns get everywhere

magie06
04-04-16, 07:42 PM
Nearly as far as

S deleted
04-04-16, 07:44 PM
Wales with wind behind

magie06
04-04-16, 07:55 PM
or wind within? Maybe

Anna
05-04-16, 12:26 AM
It wouldn't rain thought

Paula
05-04-16, 09:07 AM
Mike, whose potatoes were

S deleted
05-04-16, 09:14 AM
Not speaking to him

OldMike
05-04-16, 09:15 AM
Edit: cross posting

the strong silent type

purplefan
12-04-16, 09:21 AM
Decided to attack the....

Paula
12-04-16, 09:29 AM
Potatoes with a leek

OldMike
12-04-16, 10:36 AM
that was leaking liquid

S deleted
12-04-16, 10:46 AM
leaving vegetable oil everywhere

purplefan
12-04-16, 06:36 PM
It smelled like a

OldMike
12-04-16, 06:56 PM
refinery processing crude oil

magie06
12-04-16, 07:05 PM
But very useful for

Anna
12-04-16, 07:41 PM
helping to catch big

Paula
13-04-16, 11:20 AM
Sumo wrestlers. But still

Flo
13-04-16, 12:31 PM
small enough to hold

purplefan
13-04-16, 02:51 PM
a brussel sprout or

S deleted
13-04-16, 02:57 PM
a ping pong ball

Anna
17-04-16, 10:57 AM
or even a large

Paula
17-04-16, 11:32 AM
Scrummy chic chip cookie

OldMike
17-04-16, 11:54 AM
covered in clotted cream

S deleted
17-04-16, 12:02 PM
Which is perfect for

Flo
17-04-16, 03:56 PM
putting a smile on

S deleted
17-04-16, 04:04 PM
The face of angels

Anna
19-04-16, 12:02 PM
and also helping to

purplefan
19-04-16, 03:03 PM
fill a gap in

S deleted
19-04-16, 03:32 PM
his two front teeth

magie06
19-04-16, 03:46 PM
The next thing, they

Flo
19-04-16, 04:15 PM
knew it had started

S deleted
19-04-16, 04:29 PM
to rain in spain

selena
19-04-16, 05:11 PM
again

purplefan
19-04-16, 07:57 PM
But the rains stayed

magie06
19-04-16, 08:08 PM
Mainly on the plains

Paula
19-04-16, 08:44 PM
But also on the

purplefan
19-04-16, 09:14 PM
Cities and towns but

Paula
19-04-16, 09:20 PM
The towns butt was

Flo
20-04-16, 01:44 PM
full of rain water

magie06
20-04-16, 04:36 PM
When the pole dancers

S deleted
20-04-16, 04:41 PM
coated of vegetable oil

purplefan
20-04-16, 05:12 PM
slid of their poles (rofl)

magie06
20-04-16, 07:52 PM
And into next doors

S deleted
20-04-16, 08:04 PM
giant garden gnome with

Paula
20-04-16, 08:53 PM
A carrot nose, which

ElizabethJane1
20-04-16, 09:35 PM
Dropped off -made of fudge

purplefan
20-04-16, 11:14 PM
And next doors cat

S deleted
20-04-16, 11:26 PM
Went on a date

Anna
21-04-16, 12:14 PM
With a chihuahua who

S deleted
21-04-16, 01:04 PM
Jumped over the moon

magie06
21-04-16, 06:15 PM
But the cat ran

Paula
21-04-16, 06:22 PM
Out on his wife

S deleted
21-04-16, 08:01 PM
because she couldn't cook

magie06
21-04-16, 08:17 PM
His favourite tasty meal

S deleted
21-04-16, 08:20 PM
of fried caterpillars and

magie06
21-04-16, 08:27 PM
Lumpy custard. Shortly afterwards

S deleted
21-04-16, 08:40 PM
while watching soap operas

purplefan
22-04-16, 03:51 PM
and picking their noses.

magie06
22-04-16, 06:11 PM
It was almost the

selena
22-04-16, 06:36 PM
end of the world

S deleted
22-04-16, 07:27 PM
but thankfully Dr Who...

magie06
22-04-16, 08:09 PM
Who showed up without

OldMike
22-04-16, 09:16 PM
sonic screwdriver and tardis

Anna
23-04-16, 11:06 AM
but with a purple

Paula
23-04-16, 01:05 PM
Rainfall with raspberry beret

ElizabethJane1
23-04-16, 08:17 PM
Prince has arrived here

magie06
23-04-16, 08:36 PM
But what can he

purplefan
24-04-16, 11:02 PM
He is no match

Trying hard
11-05-16, 10:12 PM
For the falling frogs

Elless
06-07-16, 10:27 AM
.... or flesh eating zombies

magie06
06-07-16, 11:42 AM
Without his magic powers

S deleted
06-07-16, 12:37 PM
He strummed his guitar....

Paula
06-07-16, 02:13 PM
Singing miss American pie

S deleted
06-07-16, 02:17 PM
while balancing on a....

Suzi
06-07-16, 05:33 PM
blackcurrant which popped loudly!

S deleted
06-07-16, 05:38 PM
Suddenly a delivery driver....

Paula
06-07-16, 06:12 PM
Fell off his truck

magie06
06-07-16, 07:33 PM
Because right in front

Paula
06-07-16, 07:35 PM
Was a rainbow unicorn

Mira
08-07-16, 05:33 AM
Looking straight at him.

magie06
08-07-16, 12:14 PM
When the unicorn started

S deleted
08-07-16, 01:58 PM
To shiver and shake

Paula
08-07-16, 04:05 PM
His tail feather, gasping

S deleted
08-07-16, 04:57 PM
For breath he screamed....

Paula
08-07-16, 05:18 PM
'Evening Standard' huge scandal!